Songs by Weird Clint Yankovic…

Here are a few alternate lyrics I have written. This is just a sample. Most of my others are not PG rated… Not even close.

She thinks my wheelchair's sexy (She thinks my tractor's sexy parody)

She thinks my wheelchair's sexy

It really turns her on

She's always lookin' at me

While I'm wheelin' along

She likes the way it's rolling

While I am cruisin' up the road

She's goes kinda crazy bout my recline mode

She's doesn't seem to picky

As long as she gets me

She thinks my wheelchair's sexy

Captain Morgan (José Cuervo parody)

Captain Morgan you are a friend of mine.

I like to drink you with a little Sprite most times.

Did I kiss all the cowgirls?

Did I leave the Spare Time?

Did I dance at the VF?

Did I make it to the Trio?

North Dakota Boyz (California Gurls parody)

I know a place

where the deer are always bigger

cold, windy and snowing

there must be something in the artesian

drinking beer and rum

staying up till one

(were drunk)

the Bucks

are in rut

try to sniff some estrus

(she's hot)

you could go somewhere else

but why would you

maybe to Minnesota

but probably South Dakota

but not Canada

eh eehh eh

North Dakota bucks

they're not forgettable

Mallard ducks

with orange beak

little webbed feet

so cute

they go good with beer

quack quack quack

grunt grunt grunt

North Dakota fish

walleyes undeniable

fine fresh fish

we got them hooked

Devils Lake represent

look at your tip up

Go set it now

or you will miss it

laying in the mud

or in a deer stand

we hunt

in a truck

Hank Williams on the radio

you could go somewhere else

but why would you

maybe to Minnesota

but probably South Dakota

but not Canada

eh eehh eh

North Dakota bucks

they're not forgettable

Mallard ducks

with orange beak

little webbed feet

so cute

they go good with beer

quack quack quack

grunt grunt grunt

North Dakota fish

walleyes undeniable

fine fresh fish

we got them hooked

Devils Lake represent

look at your tip up

Go set it now

or you will miss it

Farmers tan

always ready

get the light beer were getting heavy

wild wild North Dakota

this is our address

you know the spot

it's where were hunting

shoot it

slay it

gut and clean it

the Bucks are freaks

we have some wheat

we live in the prairie

don't worry

we have TV

we love the fall

we always have a ball

sheyenne River

and Claussen Springs

fishing is everything

shotgun shells in

shotgun shells out

all those walleyes

not fished out

cranking trolling jigging

no weeds

just a whopper

maybe a bonfire

North Dakota

(giggity)

oh look a posted sign

(oh no)

let's get out of here

did you grab the beer

(oh yes)

North Dakota bucks

they're not forgettable

Mallard ducks

with orange beak

little webbed feet

so cute

they go good with beer

quack quack quack

grunt grunt grunt

North Dakota fish

walleyes undeniable

fine fresh fears

we got them hooked

Devils Lake represent

look at your tip up

Go set it now

or you will miss it

Nodak, nodak

North Dakota Boyz

you wish you could be us

North Dakota Boyz

(nodak)

you really wish

you all could be

North Dakota Boyz

(nodak, yeah)

Enderlin by morning (Amarillo by morning parody)

Enderlin by mornin'

Up from Sheldon

Everything that I shot

Is just what I've scoped on

When that moon is high in that nodak sky

I'll be cruisin' on the county line

Enderlin by mornin'

Enderlin, I'll be there

They took my youth in Lisbon

Got my first by Embden

I lost my tag and a license

Somewhere outside the Chev

But I'll be chasin' whitetail when they set the date

And I hope the G & F ain't late

Enderlin by mornin'

Enderlin's on my mind

Enderlin by mornin'

Up from Sheldon

Everything that I shot

Is just what I've scoped on

I ain't got a booner but what I got tastes fine

I ain't crying but at least I'm huntin'

Enderlin by mornin'

Enderlin's where I'll be

Enderlin by mornin'

Enderlin's where I'll be

My Favorite Things parody

Raindrops on hunting blind, mud on my tires.

Waiting for Mr. Buck while Otis sits by fire.

Smell of deer urine & listening for grunting,

these are a few of my favorite things...

Mossy Oak camo and crispy leaves falling.

Just when I think deer, it's a squirrel crawling.

The ducks and the geese are flying,

these are a few of my favorite things...

When the sun burns, when it's humid,

is when I feel sad,

I simply remember my favorite things,

and then I don't feel so bad...

Alternate ending.

When the frost kills, when the flies die,

is when I feel glad,

I simply remember my favorite things,

and then I feel so bad...

 Thanks for singing along, Clint.